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Arabic TV Lineup

Sunday night line up:
 8:00 My 33 Sons
 8:30 I Dream of Mohammed
 9:00 Osama Knows Best
 9:30 Let's Mecca Deal
10:00 The Kabul Hillbillies
Monday night line up:
 8:00 Husseinfeld
 8:30 Mad About Everything
 9:00 Monday Night Stoning
 9:30 Win Bin Laden's money
10:00 Allah McBeal
Tuesday night line up:
 8:00 Wheel of Terror
 8:30 The Price is Right if Osama says it's right
 9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
 9:30 Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 Buffy the Yankee Slayer
Wednesday night line up:
 8:00 Beat the Press
 8:30 When Kurds Attack
 9:00 Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
 9:30 Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 Veilwatch
Thursday night line up:
 8:00 Fatima Loves Chachi
 8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H
 9:00 Veronica's Closet full of long, black, shapeless dresses and veils
 9:30 Married with 139 Children
10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness news
Friday night line up:
 8:00 Judge Saddam
 8:30 Suddenly Sanctions
 9:00 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
 9:30 Cave and Garden Television
10:00 No-Witness News
Saturday morning:
 8:00 Sponge Bob Square Turban
 8:30 Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
 9:00 Teletalibans
 9:30 Camel 54 Where are you?

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