Arabic TV Lineup

Sunday night line up:

 8:00 My 33 Sons

 8:30 I Dream of Mohammed

 9:00 Osama Knows Best

 9:30 Let's Mecca Deal

10:00 The Kabul Hillbillies

 

Monday night line up:

 8:00 Husseinfeld

 8:30 Mad About Everything

 9:00 Monday Night Stoning

 9:30 Win Bin Laden's money

10:00 Allah McBeal

 

Tuesday night line up:

 8:00 Wheel of Terror

 8:30 The Price is Right if Osama says it's right

 9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things

 9:30 Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers

10:00 Buffy the Yankee Slayer

 

Wednesday night line up:

 8:00 Beat the Press

 8:30 When Kurds Attack

 9:00 Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread

 9:30 Just Shoot Everyone

10:00 Veilwatch

 

Thursday night line up:

 8:00 Fatima Loves Chachi

 8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H

 9:00 Veronica's Closet full of long, black, shapeless dresses and veils

 9:30 Married with 139 Children

10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness news

 

Friday night line up:

 8:00 Judge Saddam

 8:30 Suddenly Sanctions

 9:00 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?

 9:30 Cave and Garden Television

10:00 No-Witness News

 

Saturday morning:

 8:00 Sponge Bob Square Turban

 8:30 Who's Koran Is It Anyway?

 9:00 Teletalibans

 9:30 Camel 54 Where are you?

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