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President George W. Bush Wins the U.K. Lottery

From: "George W. Bush" <president@whitehouse.gov>
To: <claimsagent_jenneymorris@yahoo.co.uk>
Sent: Wednesday, June 28, 2006 9:26 PM
Subject: Re: YOU HAVE WON THE SUM OF 480,152.00. 

You sent this message to me, George W. Bush, at my secret email address. 
Please don't reveal this private address to anyone, and in exchange, I will 
split the winnings with you. Here's what I need you to do: Cash the 
winning lottery ticket, keep half for yourself, and send the rest -- small 
bills, please -- to me. My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, 
D.C., 20006. Thank you for being so honest, and making such a strong effort 
to find me. God bless you.

George W. Bush
President, The United States of America
email: president@whitehouse.gov
shhh!

----- Original Message ----- 
From: " NATIONAL LIVERWOOD LOTTERY COMPANY" 
<claimsagent_mrsjenney@yahoo.co.uk>
Sent: Wednesday, June 28, 2006 10:59 AM
Subject: YOU HAVE WON THE SUM OF 480,152.00.


>
>
> HOME OFFICE: 165 FULHAM PALACE RD. W6 8JB UNITED KINGDOM.
>
> REFERENCE NUMBER:UK/839030X2/14
> BATCH NUMBER:065/088/XY24
> TICKET NUMBER:023-1111-790-458
>
> OUR REF: 27349/46
>
> WINNING NOTIFICATION:
> We are pleased to inform you of the final announcement today 28th of June
> 2006 of winners of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY ONLINE PROMO PROGRAMME held on
> Saturday the 24th of June 2006.
>
> Your ticket number 023-1111-790-458 attached to your email address, with
> serial number 5073-12 drew the lucky numbers 43-10-42-37-10-43(bonus
> no.),this lucky number subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd
> category.
>
> You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 480,152,00
> (Four hundred and eighty thousand,one hundred and fifty-two pounds
> sterling) in cash credited to file XYL/26510460037/04. This is from a
> total cash prize of 3,361,064.00,shared amongst the first seven (7) lucky
> winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus.
>
> All participants of this online promotion programme were selected randomly
> from numerous World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and
> extracted from close to 125,000 unions, associations and corporate bodies
> listed online. This promotion takes place Quarterly.
>
> Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
> booklet representative office in the United kingdom as indicated in your
> play coupon. In view of this,your 480,152,00 (Four hundred and eighty
> thousand,one hundred and fifty-two pounds sterling) would be released to
> you by any of our payment office in the United Kingdom.
>
> Your assigned claims agent will immediately commence the process to
> facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him/her via
> electronic mail(email) or other options made available to you.
>
> For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information
> confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you
> in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.This is part of our
> precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of
> this program. Please be warned.
>
> To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent;
> Official: Sharon Cole(Ms.)
> Representative office
> 10 Camelot close thamesmead.
> London E280ES
> United Kingdom.
> Email: uk_fiduciaryagentlotterygames@yahoo.co.uk
>
> You are required to provide him with the information below for
> verification purposes:
>
> 1.Full Name:
> 2.Full Address:
> 3.Marital Status:
> 4.Occupation:
> 5.Age:
> 6.Sex:
> 7.Nationality:
> 8.Country of Residence:
> 9.Telephone Number:
> 10.Fax Number:
> 11.Ticket Number(above):
> 12.Reference Number(above):
> 13.Batch Number(above):
>
> For due processing and remittance of your prize money.
>
> Note: You must contact your claims officer not later than 2(two) weeks
> after this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed. In order to
> avoid unnecessary delays and complications.
>
> please remember to quote your reference number in every one of your
> correspondences with your claims officer. Furthermore, should there be any
> change of your address, do inform your claims officer as soon as possible.
>
>
> Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.
> Thank you for being part of our online promotional lottery program.
>
>
> Yours Truly,
> Sir. Richard K. Lloyd
> Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme).
>