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TV WEATHERMEN'S SILLY NAMES

Have you ever noticed how ridiculous the names of weathermen are?  Maybe it's an LA thing, and the rest of the country has normal-named weathermen.  Here in LA, we have:

DALLAS RAINES.  Yeah, and so does Seattle, but LA never "raines".

JOHNNY MOUNTAIN.  Me weatherman.  It sunny.  Protect skin.  Use sun block.