From the album: 1969, Billboard Greatest Hits of;
sung by the Cowsills;
written by: James Rado and Gerome Ragni
Sing this to the tune of the first four and a half bars of the "Star Spangled Banner":
Oh say can you see
My eyes? If you can...
...then my hair's too short!
A short limerick
Sent to me by Fred Rexroad
There was a young man of Peru,
whose limericks stopped at line two.
"Make the Pie Higher," by George W. Bush, a poem composed of some of his most outrageous Bushisms