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Sometimes, in ordinary conversations (including scripted conversations heard on TV), people say things that are downright funny.  I'll try to collect some of them here, and when I get a few I'll organize them.

"What kind of man would be so deceitful as to lie to the woman he's cheating on his wife with?" said an indignant mistress.