Caitlin was given a homework assignment to write a radio spot promoting prayer.   She was concerned it wasn't long enough so I offered her this advice (toungue in cheek) which (thank goodness) she didn't take.

I said you could pad your radio spot with testimonials, like this:

Mrs. Jones, of Palmdale writes, "When there was a tornado coming toward my home, I prayed it wouldn't destroy my home.  Then the tornado came.  It made such a loud noise, I really thought it was the end, so I prayed harder.  Finally, when it was all over, I saw that all my neighbors' homes had been destroyed, but mine was still OK.   The tires weren't even flat!"

Or, how about this, I suggested to Caitlin:

Mr. Smith, of Little Rock, Arkansas writes, "When I had a toothache, I prayed that my tooth was OK and that I wouldn't have to go to the dentist again.  I said, 'God, please spare this tooth!'  After a few days, the pain went away.  I still have my tooth.  I clap my hand with joy!"

The idea, I explained to Caitlin, was to come up with some ideas about people who live pathetic wretched lives, but are nonetheless thankful for small miracles.  OK, I guess it makes fun of prayer just a bit.  Maybe the teacher wouldn't think it was so funny.  Caitlin didn't follow my advice.  She has a good head on her shoulders, don't you think?